Spend · Get roasted · Do better
Same money.
Funnier you.
Your spending has a story. We're building the app that finds the punchline—and helps you face the habits behind it.
In development. Account access is available. Spending roasts and subscription audits are coming next.
spending roast
Your biggest money crime:
$487 on
food delivery.
“You didn't just order food. You ordered a second mortgage.”
Spending persona
Convenience Connoisseur
Illustrative concept. Fictional spending, not real account data.
Roast generation and sharing are not available yet.
Savage jokes.
Serious boundaries.
No bank connection or statement upload is currently available. Don't send financial statements, bank passwords, or medical information through account forms.
01 / The idea
A little roast.
A fresh perspective.
Good financial decisions hit different when the conversation starts with a laugh.
The brand promise
Bad spending builds character.
Better habits build your future.
Face the spending.
The plan: turn your spending into a funny, personal reality check. Bank connections and statement uploads are still in development.
Find the punchline.
Mild, spicy, or savage is the direction we're working toward. The example here shows the voice, not a roast generated from your account.
Do better next time.
Roast and subscription audit come first. Share cards and ongoing progress tools are planned for later releases.
02 / What's next
Laugh at the damage.
Work on the habits.
We're starting with the roast and subscription audit. These tools are planned; creating an account today opens the existing account and workspace screens.
Planned / Roast
A reality check with personality.
Personalized spending humor, with the tone in your hands. We're designing the jokes around optional spending, not essentials.
Planned / Audit
Stop funding things you forgot.
The goal is to help spot recurring subscriptions and provide cancellation guidance. Subscription analysis and cancellation tools are not available yet.
03 / Your next move
Start with your account.
Existing account plans are shown below. Planned roast and audit tools are not included as available features.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
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Built for a brighter tomorrow
Your wallet has potential.
So does the punchline. Get to know Wallet Roast.